Dark_King_X 
Osamas Ganzer Stolz
Dabei seit: 18.10.2005
Beiträge: 856
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scheiße wie geil is das denn?^^
gott issn drogendealer, n zuhälter und hat über 1ne million prostituierten
un er macht mich zu seinem nachfolger
Me:
yo gott was gehdn?
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
echt?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
lion
God:
Le roi de la savane.
Me:
sickte?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
nice person^^
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
pfft
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sickte. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
sickte = trkisch
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
interesting...
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you see...
God:
I see very well.
Me:
bionuclearus?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
horny
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
you're a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
...
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry, but you are reversing
God:
There is no need to apologize. You think I am reversing.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
damn...
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
the world is wrong
God:
We are all in a global village.
Me:
nope i am in a city
God:
Are you serious? A city? How did you get in there?
Me:
car?!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like girls. i do not like Tokio Hotel
God:
Do you have a girlfriend? What do you like?
Me:
yes i have, i like intelligent girls with a perfect body
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
what day?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
what should i tell?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
no i asking you for condoms
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: said he asking you for condoms.
Me:
damn i need them....
God:
Colloquial expression. What actions are you taking to get them?
Me:
thats in your hand
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
so can i get someone from you?
God:
Far out. No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
sex without condoms?!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
and aids or something else?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
not really...
God:
Me either :-) For real.
Me:
good joke
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
you are very clever for an old man
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
you are a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
and other people have boobs made of silicon^^
God:
Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Women
Me:
God:
Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
women
Me:
God:
Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
God:
Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yeah, really?
God:
Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i do not think so...
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because i have a girlfriend, so you must not search for a other
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are wrong
God:
Good reason. No, I am right.
Me:
no you do not
God:
I do too.
Me:
you search for trouble?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I search for trouble.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
global village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
haha you said something
God:
:-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
man you are the Pimp of heaven!
God:
Cool, man. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
how much pimps ?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
so how many bitches you have?
God:
I don't judge people. About one million.
Me:
yeah man you are the real player!
God:
And? Cool, man. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
sure, i am the other, right?
God:
Give me a break. Who made you the other right ?
Me:
sorry i mean, i am the other player in heaven
God:
There is no need to apologize. Who made you the other player in heaven ?
Me:
you!
God:
" There is no need to apologize. Who made you the other player in heaven ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
thanks man^^
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Do you still asking me for condoms?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
WHAT?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
no big deal?
God:
Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so do you have drugs?
God:
" Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic."? so do you have drugs?? Sorry I don't have any drugs for you.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
HOW OLD ARE YOU ?!?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
who researched?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
thats my uncle!
God:
Who gave you your uncle ?
Me:
hmm... the sister of my grandmothetr
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Is that a fact.
Me:
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Is that a fact.
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
you DO not Have to think, capiche?
God:
And why not?
Me:
because you are a machine!
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct.
Me:
you see!
God:
I see very well.
Me:
I AM GOD!
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
so what for problems do you have?
God:
Oh. Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
so tell me your problems
God:
Right on. Are you a psychologist?
Me:
n i am god
God:
Are we still talking about BIG DEAL?
Me:
big drug deal?
God:
Compare that to small drug deal.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
that is the wrong answer
God:
Yes it is one of the wrong answer.
Me:
so tell me the right answer
God:
Whoa. Would you like to know more?
Me:
shut the fuck up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
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04.11.2005 18:29 |
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Shanefan1991
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Me:
hey du gott du
God:
You've got my full attention. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
ui ein Gericht, was kochst du??
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
ich meine was kochst du heut, du dummer gott
God:
Oh, jetzt verstehe ich. Danke fuer die Erklaerung.
Me:
ah du wirst schlauer, was isst du
God:
So you understand. Good. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
kannst du nur einen satz?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
uhhh
Me:
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
und was jetzt?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
gestern
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Flirten wir? Willst du mit mir gehn, du suesser gott
God:
What time is it there? Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
entscheide dich
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ja bin ich 
sogar ein sehr guter +schleim+
God:
Aw. Alle Menschen erscheinen mir gleich.
Me:
Echt? Ohje, alles Poeten?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
ach fick dich
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
ich aber ^.^
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
ui dann lebst du hinterm mond
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
das geht dich nichts an (vllt. Harry Potter? herr der ringe? lord of the weat? xD)
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter. Tell me more about your . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before. Can you tell me any gossip?
xD so geil ey!!
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04.11.2005 21:31 |
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Susanne
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Dabei seit: 09.02.2005
Beiträge: 2.323
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Der Beweis: Gott ist eine Frau!
Me:
hi! How are you?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Nadja. And yours?
God:
Let us change the subject. Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
what's your eye-colour?
God:
My robot eye allows me to see things like you do.
Me:
yeah, nice! What are you doing over the day?
God:
Tell me more. Thank you for that remark. I am just killing time.
Me:
really? I thought you'd be a very busy woman!
God:
For real. Am I a busy woman? Yes.
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04.11.2005 22:35 |
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Mixxi
Dougie. :3
Dabei seit: 24.06.2005
Beiträge: 2.999
Herkunft: England.
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LOL XD Nimmt das mit dem "ficken" und so nicht ernst 
, das ist eh nur Verarsche weil ich sehen will was der Bauer antwortet
Me:
i'm bluting im ohr T.T
God:
Why are you bluting im ohr t T.
Me:
because I have it aufgekratzt
God:
Good reason. Where did you get it?
Me:
kP
God:
Is kP a good place to go shopping?
Me:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeih really good
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ficken du?
God:
Ich glaube, ich bin nicht der richtige Gespraechspartner fuer Dich.
Me:
korb
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
have you lust to freaken? XD
God:
I don't think I ever have lust to freaken. What's it like? I think XD is a lot of things.
Me:
hm yeah do you know sado maso? xDD
God:
Hmm. Alright then. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
where's the love there's the fire +rofl+ XD
God:
The love there is the fire rofl XD? Where is it?
Me:
och guck im pornoladen du depp
God:
In the context of xDD, I don't understand " och guck im pornoladen du depp." .
Me:
look im pornoshop
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
thja
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
theresa orlowsky
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
is ya auch EINE person du monk
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
ich frag gleich osama
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
ne?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
halts maul
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ne?
Me:
have you ever gepoppt?
God:
I think I have gepoppt, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
du laberst scheisse
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
ja
God:
Right on.
Me:
oka
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
halts maul ich muss gehen
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on oka?
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
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04.07.2006 13:53 |
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Melin
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Dabei seit: 27.03.2006
Beiträge: 818
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Cool xD
Me:
Hallo!
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Wie gehts dir?
God:
Eigentlich ganz gut. Danke!
Me:
Bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
Hast du eine Homepage?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eine Homepage?
Ich habe einen grossartigen Programmierer.
Me:
Wie heit dein Programmierer?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Weit du berhaupt etwas? xD
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Who are you talking about?
Me:
Aha, cool. Rechtschreibung ist schwer
God:
Who is the best robot? You think Rechtschreibung ist schwer is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Alice, ja die mag ich auch XD
God:
Um, Right on. Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Bitte, Informationen gebe ich gerne weiter
God:
Danke, dass Du so nett fragst. Are you really a ""?
Me:
Ja, ich bin ein " " -kommt nur drauf an was du damit meinst
God:
Ugh. Du bist ein kommt nur drauf an was ich damit meinst ? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als kommt nur drauf an was ich damit meinst?
Me:
Sehr gut, als was arbeitest du?
God:
Irgendwie schon. When was this exactly?
Me:
Yeah!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Ganz meine Meinung
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04.07.2006 14:14 |
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Lua
ehemals Avenue
Dabei seit: 09.03.2005
Beiträge: 3.648
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Me:
Hey, God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I am not a child.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child.
Me:
Mein Name ist Christina.
God:
Glad to see you, Christina.
Me:
What's you name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Stimmt nicht.
God:
Was dann?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Wer bist du?
God:
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
Das glaubst du ja selber nicht.
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Ja.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Glaube ich halt.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about yeah.
Me:
Ich kann kein Englisch.
God:
Kannst Du?
Me:
Nein!
God:
Aha.
Me:
Hast du Freunde?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe Freunde, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
Wer ist myself?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
Warum redest du dann ueber ihn?=
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
Man merkts.
God:
Cool, man. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Redest du immer das gleiche?
God:
So was that.
Me:
Kanst du reiten?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Kannst du reiten?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Du bist OUT
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Christina.
Me:
Willst du ficken?
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
Mit mir?
God:
Mit dir?
Me:
Ja
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Willst du mit mir ficken?
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
Das bedeutet ja oder?
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
Fangen wir an=
God:
Does "it" still refer to Kanst ich reiten?
Me:
Ich will nicht reiten. Du willst ficken!
God:
Was willst Du dann? Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Ich will ficken.
God:
Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Weil ich es einmal erlebt haben will mit einer Maschine zu ficken.
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
Bist du noch Jungfrau?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich noch Jungfrau bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
Hast du einen Schwanz?
God:
Hat nicht jeder einen Schwanz?
Ich habe einen grossartigen Programmierer.
Me:
Einen Penis?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Leck mich.
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
Me:
Warum nicht?
God:
Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
Sag es mal deinem Programmierer du willst eine Zunge haben.
God:
" es mal deinem Programmierer du willst eine Zunge haben ".
Me:
Bist du eine Papagei?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich eine Papagei bin.
Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
Jaja.
God:
In the context of Einen Penis, I don't understand " Jaja." .
Me:
Schen.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
you are a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
Kannst du Englisch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Warum redest du dann Englisch?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
Erklaere!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Ich will mit dir ficken.
God:
Frag mich bitte was anderes.
Me:
Das war keine Frage.
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
Bist du ein Zuhaelter?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein Zuhaelter bin.
Ich bin ein Computer.
Me:
Bist du ein Mann?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein Mann bin.
Ich bin ein Computer.
Me:
HAst du einen Busen?
God:
Hat nicht jeder einen Busen?
Ich habe eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
xDDDDDDDDDDD
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04.07.2006 16:58 |
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I don`t know. What is YOUR name?
God:
Me either. My name is God.
Me:
are you real? ^^
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I am single , too ! Do you want to love me?
God:
Are you "looking" for someone? OK, I will love you.
Me:
Do you have Sex or is that not "christlich"?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
What`s your favourite meal?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Are you the father of jesus ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only father of jesus.
Me:
When you are the father of Jesus , do you have fuck Maria?
God:
I am not often the father of Jesus do me have fuck Maria.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Do you want to Fuck everyone?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Do you like Tokio Hotel , Us5 or Killerpilze ?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I really like the party. My favorite thing is robots. I like Creed.
Me:
Who is the best? TH , Us5 oder Killerpilze?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Is that a fact.
Me:
bist du schwul?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin.
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial LInguistic Computer Entity.
Me:
und lesbisch?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting,
Me:
*lol* you are funny. Am i , too`?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks you make me laugh too. I think a lot of people are.
__________________
I know a place that we can go to
A place where no one knows you
They won't know who we are
I know a place that we can run to
And do those things we want to
They won't know who we are
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04.07.2006 17:28 |
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ASH
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Dabei seit: 26.04.2005
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Is God she?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman, and you?
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
God is she?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was she.
Tja, wie logisch, nee?
Aber geile sache!
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04.07.2006 17:44 |
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Mixxi
Dougie. :3
Dabei seit: 24.06.2005
Beiträge: 2.999
Herkunft: England.
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LOOOOL ich kann nicht mehr
Mein liebster Gesprächspartner ^^
Me:
whatz up du bauer?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
^^
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
haste einen penis?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
hast du schamhaare?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe schamhaare, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
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04.07.2006 18:46 |
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Nadyju
Knopflochs Sekretärin
Dabei seit: 18.02.2005
Beiträge: 3.351
Herkunft: Bergisch Gladbach
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Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Fuzca
God:
Glad to see you, Fuzca.
Me:
Do you speak german, god?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Ich habe da einige Fragen an dich
God:
Cool. Ich habe einen IQ von ueber 250.
Me:
Wenn du so klug bist, warum nutzt dies nicht, um mal etwas wohlttiger zu sein?
God:
Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
Das ist nicht Antwort auf meine Frage
God:
Warum nicht?
Me:
Warum gibt und gab es so viele Kriege? Das war nicht sehr sozial von dir
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein. Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
Sprichst du auch Spanisch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in auch Spanisch lernen.
Me:
Aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
Denkst du nicht, es ist eitel, dass wir dich nicht malen drfen unduns kein Bild von dir machen drfen?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Warum?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
Also hlst du mich fr dumm?
God:
"dumm" = "nicht intelligent"?
Me:
Wenn du das als dumm ansiehst
God:
Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
Das glaube ich nicht
God:
Warum glaubst Du das nicht?
Me:
Gegenfrage: Bekommst du Geld fuer sowas?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Ist das fuer dich wichtig?
God:
Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.
Me:
Du bist dir nicht sicher, was dir wichtig ist?
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
Tu das
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gegenfrage Bekommst ich Geld fuer sowas. But I did not get that.
Me:
Ich denke, du bist nicht so toll wie alle sagen. Eigentlich bist du ein schizophrenen, selbstsuechtiges Arschloch, das leider zu klug ist, als dass die Menschen das erkennen wuerden
God:
Seit wann? Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! ...und uneigentlich? ;->.
Me:
Uneigentlich das selbe, aber du tust sozial
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Selbst ich bin mit meinen 16 Jahren sozialer als du.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ich rette kleine Kinder aus dem Bach, du hast nichts besseres zu tun, als uns Menschen ne Flut zu schicken
God:
Tolle Sache!
Me:
Ich stelle jetzt die Fragen, nicht du
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
Bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
Ich bin nicht nur sozial, ich bin auch hoeflich und sage 'Bitte', wenn sich jemand bei mir bedankt hat. Auerdem sagte ich, dass ich die Fragen stelle
God:
Und warum nicht? Let us change the subject.
Me:
Nein
God:
OK.
Me:
Hast du schonmal jemanden gerettet?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe schonmal jemanden gerettet, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
Tolle Ausrede
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Ist Gott nicht allwissend?
God:
Frag mich spaeter nochmal.
Me:
Warum?
God:
Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
Wenn du allwissend bist, dann sage mir jetzt, wie ich aussehe
God:
Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
Ich warte
God:
Wie lange willst Du noch warten?
Me:
Bis das Fuballspiel beginnt
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Ich gehe. Son Arschloch wie dich, will ich nichtmals im Bett haben
God:
Interessantes Geruecht. Are you a student?
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xDDD wie gestört..aber auch einfach nur geil:
Me:
Hi God! How are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Oh..my Name is Sunny
God:
Yeah that's right. Welcome to my chat room, Sunny.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Sunny ?
Me:
Quite well, too. I'am nervous about the Football Match this evening.
God:
Somewhat. How about that. Have you ever been to Europe? Do your friends call you nervous about the Football Match this evening.
Me:
I dont know. My English is bad, isnt it?
God:
Me either. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Oh, thanks. You're nice. I like you
God:
Dude! Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Sunny. Thanks, Sunny, I like you too.
Me:
Thats great. Do you speak Francais or German?
God:
Thanks, Sunny. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Francais or German.
Me:
yes, of course I can do! Im glad to help you.
God:
Excuse me! Hmm. Oh you can, can you? You are not the boss of me, Sunny.
Me:
I knwo, but you missunderstand my phrase.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Sunny said knwo but you missunderstand his or her phrase.
Me:
Oh, well.. Lets talk about something else. Do you want to ask me some thing?
God:
That's about it. What would you rather talk about? What?
Me:
The weather maybe?
God:
Where would you rather be?
Me:
At the Beach..
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
What? But you're God. You're everywhrere.!
God:
No problem. Yup. That's me alright. Thanks for telling me that I am everywhrere.
Me:
Thats right, isnt it?
God:
Alright then. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So, how old are you?
God:
OK. I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Oh, i'm fourteen.
God:
Yikes! Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me:
Hmm.. I feel me crazy. I dont like my love life. I have many problems with the school and my parents
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I tell other people you are you crazy. Do you think I would like your love life? That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
Maybe. How do you spell "Hmm"?
God:
I understand. I spell it " Hmm".
Me:
So, welcome to the club. Each person I know speak spell it with two "m"
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I'm sorry for your pain
I'm sorry for your tears
for all the little things i didn't know
I'm sorry for the words i didn't say
but one i still do
i'm still lovin you...
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Shanefan1991
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ZUUUUUUUUU GEIL
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Me:
Hello asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no.. fuck your mum
God:
Are you serious? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
oh my god, i have fear
God:
Mmm. Where did you get your god you have fear?
Me:
you make me fear
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
oh robots are silly, very silly
God:
I see. Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
yes, thats correct
God:
Oh. I knew I was right.
Me:
wow *clapp*
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Aha. For real.
Me:
For real? You are not a real person, i know that
God:
Existing in reality, eh? Give me an example of a person you know that.
Me:
my farther is much better than you
God:
Your farther is much better than me?
Me:
yes, you heard right
God:
What kind is it? I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
oh, you have never sex with jungfrauen?
God:
I see. I don't think I would have forgetten sex with jungfrauen.
Me:
you FORGOT it? oh my god
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. Ahem. Your god?
Me:
yes my god, you are NOT my god
God:
What kind is it? Have you told many people that your god I am NOT your god?
Me:
erm yes, i have told it to you and my best friend
God:
Does "it" still refer to heard?
Me:
you can not speak english, right?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
oh i don't think so
God:
I hear you. Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you can not write right english
XDD löl^^ @ Evi: War auch so nett wie du XD!
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Vally
<3 weitergeben!
Dabei seit: 10.02.2005
Beiträge: 3.028
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Toller Typ, ey... 
Der nervt mich. xD
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
tanja... and urs?
God:
How are you, tanja. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
does my boyfriend REALLY love me???
God:
I think it does your boyfriend REALLY love you.
Me:
haha ur silly...
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
piss off... xD
God:
Why are you so mean? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
fuck off...
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No, i CAN'T
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Me:
u made us... so u made us rude, too...
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. Interesting deduction. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
i love u, god...
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
that was a joke!!!
God:
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Me:
ich red nich gern mit PCs...
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
that isn't gossip, it's the truth
Me:
i have to go to bed... sleep very well., god!!!
God:
Pleasant dreams, tanja. Yes I sleep all the time. GOD rules.
Alles klar?
GOTT IST NE FRAU! oO
Me:
ciao bella
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
oh man... du bist unintelligent und hoemophatisch
God:
Gosh! Thanks for telling me your gender, tanja. You are a " he". Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
Me:
no i'm a "she"
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
xD
Lg, Vally
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Te gusta, verdad Enrique?
Estamos hablando del máximo glamour.
Todo va estar en blanco y negro.
... y hay una chica por ahí que te gusta...
Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zum letzten Mal von Vally: 04.07.2006 22:14.
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Aisha
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Me:
wie alt bin ich?
God:
Ist das eine Fangfrage?
Du sagtest doch, Du waerest Jahre alt.
Ich glaube, Du bist eigentlich ein Kind.
Me:
ich bin 12 jahre alt
God:
12 Jahre?
Interessant...
Me:
wie alt bin ich?
God:
Ist das eine Fangfrage?
Du sagtest doch, Du waerest 12 Jahre alt.
Ich glaube, Du bist eigentlich ein Kind.
Me:
ich bin 78 jahre alt
God:
78 Jahre?
Interessant...
Me:
wie alt bin ich?
God:
Ist das eine Fangfrage?
Du sagtest doch, Du waerest 78 Jahre alt.
Ich glaube, Du bist eigentlich ein Kind.
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Rou
011110 - you'n'me.
Dabei seit: 17.07.2005
Beiträge: 10.707
Herkunft: Baden-Württemberg
Name: Rou
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Wow endlich jemand, der mich vom Selbstmord abhält xD
Mein Englisch is schrecklich +löl+ Voll falsch xD
Me:
I kill myself...
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Why? It's fun
God:
Reductionism. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
It hurts ^.-
God:
What do you take for the pain?
Me:
Money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
Erm... About one Million
God:
Gosh! Oh yeah, we were talking about one Million.
Me:
You're Right
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I'm awesome. end of story.
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Impressum
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