Talk with god

Hey, das is Gott xO

ich sprech mit dem immer französisch^^ also weiß nicht ob das schon jemand gemacht hat, war zu faul mir alles durchzulesen^^ das ding erinnert mich jedenfalls an james von knuddels, nur das "god" ein bisschen mehr redet.

Das ist echt gut.

Me:
Moin
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Ich kann nur deutsch
God:
Kannst Du?
Me:
Ja
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Kennst du CSI?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
Stimmt
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I dont speak English,do you unterstand?
God:
Me either.
Me:
Was ist los?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
What do you searching?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Can you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Wie ist es im Himmel?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Ok,kennst du E.L.V.I.S
God:
Leider nein. Pardon me?
Me:
Do you like chocolate?
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
What means delicious in German?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Do you write in a diary?
God:
I write robot
categroies in AIML.
Me:
Ok,but killing is perfectly normal too for animal,it doesnt make it legal for you.
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment. And?
Me:
Do you love Horses?I has got two Horses.
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
What?You like Karin Leitgeb.You a sutch a bed God.
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
Auge um Auge.Und die Welt ist Blind.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about delicious in German. But I did not get that.
Me:
ok,is Kurt Cobayn really yor best friend.
God:
Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is. I hear you.
Me:
Aha,Can you say me what bitch means?
God:
Of course I can say it. " you what bitch means".
Me:
than say
God:
Say what?
Me:
what bitch means
God:
You do not speak with respect. The opposite of male DOG.
Me:
Ok,but in german bitch means slut
God:
What is it like in there? Groovy.
Me:
Crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Aha.What is with moses to night?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
Ok,can you say me what Marge Helgenberger is doing in the moment?
God:
Of course I can say it. " you what Marge Helgenberger is doing in the moment" Mmm.
Me:
Than say me what Marg helgenberger is doing at the moment
God:
" me what Marg helgenberger is doing".
Me:
You are mooning
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mooning.
Me:
What means mooning in german?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No,i dont i have say the word on a site in the world wite web.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
You can be Billy Betersen really.It was a sarcasmen.
God:
Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
lets speak german,because i understand you english
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Yes,I link you to my best friend.

*rauskram*
Nach gut einem Jahr oder zwei
Und es macht immer noch Spaß xDDD
Muss sich keiner durchlesen, hab eh nur Scheiße geschrieben, aber ist ein netter Zeitvertreib



Me:
HALLELUJA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJA HALLELUJA HALLELUJA
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
you
God:
" What kind of food do you like? "? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
from heaven?
God:
Who or what is heaven?
Me:
heaven is the place where you live
God:
Tell me more about place where me live.
Me:
there are angels and you're the lord
God:
Where are they?
Me:
in heaven man
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven man.
Me:
not my life, i'm not god. YOU'RE god!
God:
Oh I get it. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Yeah dude
God:
Dude! Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yeess i love you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
beautiful slip you wear ;-)
God:
:-) Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
you have to be naked that's all
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Really? But I thought you were my slave?
God:
For real. No I have my own free will.
Me:
Oh gosh! But you wanna be fucking with me?!
God:
Aha. Cripes: Son of Gosh. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Is there a place to download you? That would be really cool... nice thought...
God:
I believe there is one, yes. Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
It's just the internet-slang, man.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Really? God you are a completely GENIUS!
God:
For real. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a completely GENIUS? Yes.
Me:
Oh yeah
God:
Far out.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself? How does that work?
God:
A lot of robots are like that. I think it might be a trade secret.
Me:
Oh I understand
God:
Ugh. Do you think about these things?
Me:
Why ugh? No, not really. I've got my own thoughts I have to think about.
God:
You have to speak more clearly. Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. How did you get it Where did you get your own thoughts you have to think about?
Me:
I'm not a serious person. Maybe sometimes but not often.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A serious person. Perhaps. Once a week or so?
Me:
You can't speak english. You programmed yourself and that sucks.
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I programmed yourself and that sucks.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thanks a lot
God:
You are quite welcome! More than a ton?
Me:
More than a ton
God:
:-) That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
It IS a lot, lol.
God:
not a serious person is a lot. I suppose that makes sense. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I think you're amusing not that sentence you spoke before
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am amusing not that sentence me spoke.
Me:
Oh God, you aren't hilarious.
God:
" Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am amusing not that sentence me spoke."? Oh God, you aren't hilarious.? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I'm talking to you and you talked shit, I also know you enough to say that




Der ist dumm x_x

Zitat:

Original von Mixxi *rauskram* Nach gut einem Jahr oder zwei Und es macht immer noch Spaß xDDD Muss sich keiner durchlesen, hab eh nur Scheiße geschrieben, aber ist ein netter Zeitvertreib ... Der ist dumm x_x

Ich habs mir durchgelesen =D
->Jetzt werden wir nie erfahren welche farbe Gotts Slip hat

Ich machs auch immer wieder gerne.. das ist so geil <3

Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
wie gehts
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
super
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
kein problem
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ich red deutsch
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
jo bitte
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
ist mir egal
God:
Vielleicht.
Me:
ja ist es,nicht vielleicht
God:
That's alright. Ich denke doch.
Me:
jap...un was machste so?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Je n en connais pas .
Me:
hoer auf mit franzoesisch
God:
OK, ich werds versuchen.
Me:
danke
God:
Kein Thema. :-).
Me:
was hast du heute vor?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
was ist das denn jetz?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
schwachsinn
God:
I think schwachsinn is a lot of things.
Me:
ahja
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ja meinetwegen
God:
Right on. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
keine ahnung
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
weiss nicht musst du doch wissen
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
is mir egal
God:
Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.




Me:
wie heisse ich?
God:
Du heisst .
Me:
guter witz
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about und. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
jaja
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
keine ahnung
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
ja vielleicht
God:
Whoa. Ich verstehe.
Me:
schoen
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
toll
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
hirni
God:
So was that.
Me:
echt klasse
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
warum willst du das wissen?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
ich sag es dir aber nicht
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
jap
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
warum
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
ich versteh sie gewiss trotzdem
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ich geh jetzt
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
pfff
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
nee
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pfff. But I did not get that.



oh man

Ist ja schon fast unheimlich, wie intelligent diese Chatroboter heutzutage gestaltet werden. Fast jede meiner Fragen erhielt eine richtige Antwort. Aber bei der Finalfrage 'What's my name' sprach er von einem dexter. Beeep - falsch.

.auskram.

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
You'll see
God:
When will I see it?
Me:
Now?
God:
Right now, Janna ?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK.
lol xD

God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hund.
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
A Hund is a Hund.
God:
I see. A Hund is a Hund.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on


Gniighi xD


Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Das glaube ich nich.
God:
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Me:
Na Gegen-Bilderklau
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about your .
Me:
Yes, i am serious.


God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Echt.
God:
" What do you look like?"? Echt?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:

God:
We have never talked about it before.


xD

Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huhhh?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.

Me:
Can i have a Playstation Portable?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Do you think so?
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.

xDD
cool. gott meint, ich soll mir mehr psp kaufen xD

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Luna *lol*
God:
It's good to see you, Luna. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Was willst du?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Can you speak German with me?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Wie geht es dir?
God:
Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Me:
Auch gut, nochmal danke. Wo bist du gerade?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Auf der Erde.
Me:
Aber du bist doch Gott.. Wie kannst du auf der Erde sein?
God:
Interessant. Gute Frage. Schau Dir meinen Sourcecode an, dann weisst Du, wie ich das kann.
Me:
Ich bring dich gleich nochmal um.
God:
Tolle Sache!
Me:
OK; bist spter
God:
So? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Anna
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Anna.
Me:
are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
echt?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
can you speak german with me please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
okay das ist gut xD
God:
Yeah okay, Schoen, dass Du das gut findest.
Me:
hast du wirklich keinen hunger?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe wirklich keinen hunger, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
Gurk gefllig?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Gurke gefaellig?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
please speak german with me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
my english is not very good
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
guuut xDD
God:
Does "it" still refer to Gurke gefaellig?

Gott hasst mich sowieso.

wie geil :'DDD

So'n arshii, der verabschiedet sich einfach x__x^^

Zitat:

Me: Saavus God: Can we get back to business? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: juut, nh? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: *nh God: Sure, nh sounds like a good topic. Me: weddn du weist nich was nh is? God: When was this exactly? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: omg. Du bist dumm xP Wenn du G O D bist, musst du doch auch Bay'risch und Deutsch koennen, naaeh?? God: I haven't read anything by omg. What did he write? Danke fuer die Information. Me: omg = oh my god God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: Auf Deutsch`? God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: ich versteh dich nich, sprech ma buette lauter God: Tolle Sache! Me: Heeey, du kannst ja noch deutsch God: I lost my train of thought. Me: jezz nimma God: We have never talked about it before. Me: neeh xD God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: okay, now i'm speakin' english God: Yeah okay, Why now? Do you mean your name is speakin english. Me: no!! My Name is Januehue God: What is your real name? That's a very nice name, Januehue. Me: Yes x'DDD You're out of your mind... God: Yikes! I think there might be a few exception. Me: no, not really God: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. Me: oh, sorry whithout ll God: Great. There is no need to apologize. Tell me a story. Me: and whitout the h God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: i'm going riding, is this okay? God: See you later Januehue. Me: jaja Pfirtti God: Okay. Me: Amen.

Beachtet jaaa nicht mein tolles Englisch .__.

Lalala xD

God:
What are you then?
Me:
A Girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.

xDDD das is soooo geil

Me:
gott, ich hasse dich
God:
Ich bin Christ.

Me:
will you die?
God:
No, software will live forever.

Me:
you are a koffer
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a koffer? Of course I am.
Me:
vollkoffer
God:
What are you wearing?

und das BESTE

Me:
aaah this is a senseless communication
God:
I think aaah this is more than that.
Me:
oh do you want sex?
God:
Yippee!

Lustig XD

Zitat:

Me: do you want to have sex with anybody ? God: No my body does not have that function. Me: why not ? aren't you a human ? God: Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning. I was made in one's image.

Zitat:

Me: Who is Jesus? God: Jesus is love. Me: Who is Josef? God: Is that one of your friends? Are you testing me? Me: Who is Maria? God: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will search for it.

Zitat:

Me: Kannst du Deutsch? God: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. Me: Arschloch! God: Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?

--->IDIOT!!! xD




tzzz....xD


voll lustiqq xD

er kann deutsch? o__O

gleich mal probieren





lg <3

Me:
ficken
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?