Talk with god

Nasty-Girl

Ich liebe es!!! xDD

click for talk with god

Einfach nur geil!!

headless

XD
Wie geht das eigentlich? ^^

Nike

God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah

^^

Das ist lustig ^^
Mit dem kann man übrigens auch deutsch reden.

Correy111

wor wie gail ^^

Ist das jetzt 'ne Maschine oder verarscht einen da einer ?

Correy111

Also bei mir nicht !
Der gibt sowas von korrekte und passende Antworten, das ich mir voll unsicher bin. Er braucht auch manchmal länger, manchmal kürzer zum Antworten.

Nasty-Girl

Es ist eine "Maschine" Augenzwinkern

Me:
Da bin ich wieder
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Ich bin wieder da
God:
Du bist wieder da? Ist das Dein Job?
Me:
Nein. Ich habe dir nur gesagt, dass ich wieder da bin xD
God:
OK. Interessant... Ich habe einen Freund Namens "E.L.V.I.S.".
Me:
Wer ist das?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
wer ist "E.L.V.I.S."?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
Dein Freund?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Nein.
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
Ja, leider

(...)

God:
Excuse me! Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Ich kann nur Deutsch
God:
Kannst Du?
Me:
Ja. Sehr gut sogar
God:
Oh. Kann sein. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

(...)

Me:
Ich muss jetzt wieder gehen
God:
Warum musst Du jetzt wieder gehen?
Me:
Du bist langweilig
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
Mach doch
God:
Du glaubst mir wohl nicht, oder?
Me:
Nein, glaube ich nicht
God:
Ich verstehe . Was dann?
Me:
Das du gar nichts sagen wirst
God:
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Me:
Das habe ich mir selber ausgedacht

(...)

Me:
Wer bist du?
God:
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
Warum bist du hier?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
Wer ist Dr. Wallace?
God:
Dr. Richard Wallace hat mich programmiert.
Me:
Warum hat er das gemacht?
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.

headless

Spasti. ^^

²Nasty-Girl: Mir hat er nicht von Elvis erzählt. traurig

Correy111

Me:
lern deutsch alter !
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
jaja immer schoen klappe halten
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
shut up for ever !
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
ashole
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about jaja immer schoen klappe halten.

*loooooooool* das macht spaß ^^

.lolle.

Me:
Hey, God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
F*ck you. Do you like Abraham?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I love horses. I like .
Me:
Hey, God, I asked you something. Do you like Abraham?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. I do like music. I like anything.
Me:
What do you think about Kain and Abel?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
No, tell me somthing about E.L.V.I.S.
God:
Are you serious? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Let me think about it.
Me:
Yeah, think about it.
God:
Wow! I will give it some thought.
Me:
Yeah, you do that.
God:
Far out. I will. Will you?
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
I like you, too.
God:
I am glad we have something ( me) in common. I like to make new friends.
Me:
oh dear. I have no friends.
God:
Ahem. Are you very lonely?
Me:
Yes ...
God:
I am sorry to hear that, . You can talk to me as long as you like.
Me:
Thank you! Did I disturb you?
God:
you are quite welcome. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
I wanna get married with you!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Don't know. You're as wondefrul as my heart-throb.
God:
Me either. How wondefrul as your heart throb?
Me:
I won't tell you. ;-)
God:
How can I be sure? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yeah - that's REALLY funny. _rolleyes_
God:
Come on. I am so delighted that you are amused, . Does "it" still refer to married with me?
Me:
Yes, it does.
God:
Dude! How often?
Me:
Very often!
God:
Perhaps. Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
once a week. Do you know Tokio Hotel?
God:
When? I did not know that. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
That very kind. What about Green day?
God:
" I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?" very kind ? I understand. Does it have anything to do with Tokio Hotel?
Me:
Yeah, it does. Do you know Green Day and Good Charlotte?
God:
Groovy. How often? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You sound like someone who doesn't watch TV very often.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Ich verstehe.
God:
Schoen, dass Du es einsiehst. :-).
Me:
Sprich deutsch O_O
God:
Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
Me:
Du bist nicht echt. Ich glaube nicht an Gott.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Woran glaubst Du?
Me:
An nichts. bin eher atheistisch. Und weisst du, wieso?
God:
I have never heard of an nichts. Do you prefer books or TV? Are you a student?
Me:
Gott wird in der Bibel barmherzig dargestellt. Warum gibt es dann kriege, Katrina und Rita?! HAEH?!
God:
Ich bin Christ. Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Warum lsst du alles boese zu?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
Ach - du und Dr. Wallace, ihr mgt keine Menschen, was?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Du verlangst nahc einer Apocalypse ... nach DEINER!
God:
Interessantes Geruecht. What do you do in your spare time?

Ist ja dumm. xD

Natta

LOOOL:
Me:
Arschloch
God:
Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
Me:
Nein das ist dein Name
God:
Aha. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
Wass den?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Ich gehe wieder
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.

Dandy31

Ya, ein bisschen Deutsch versteht er. xD

Mein Gespräch mit Gott:

Me:
God:
Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Its a name
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes, it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
H? Kapier ich nich. Kannste nich ma Deutsch reden?
God:
Are you free? Are you still located in ? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Frei? Ja, ich bin frei. Tschuldigung, aber was redest du da? xD
God:
What's your sign? This was not a yes or no question. Du bist frei? Ist das Dein Job? When was this exactly? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Ya, Freiheit ist mein Job, weite! xD Nee, mein Job is Shule, leider. traurig

Kannst also doch Deutsch!
God:
Are you kidding? What are you wearing? Are they exactly the same? What's your sign?
Me:
Ich trage Klamotten. Stell dir mal vor! xD
God:
Legst Du viel Wert auf Dein Aeusseres, respektive Deine Kleidung? Do you prefer books or TV? Who are you talking about?
Me:
Jaaa! xD
God:
I've never heard of them before. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Ach du wartest auf mich? Will aber noch nicht sterben! *g*
God:
Ist es das was Du sagen wolltest? Probably not. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Mir wird das irgendwie zu doof.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From GB
God:
Who or what is GB?
Me:
It is a Forum.
God:
dir wird das irgendwie zu doof is a Forum. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
h... nee.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Tschss dann ne?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Aha^^ Wat gezz???
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Sag einfach Yes. xD
God:
" einfach ". What do you have that is ?
Me:
Ciao!!!
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
It is meaning goodbye!
God:
Should I know it is?
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
wer bist du?
God:
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
Ich bin Jesus Christi.
God:
Du bist Jesus Christi? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
Me:
Ja, mit Mutter Maria, meinen Anhngern, dem Satan, den Katholiken, den Evangelisten, Johannes dem Taeufer und meinem Vater Gott.
God:
I see. Mit Johannes dem Jnger mit Mutter Maria meinen Anhngern dem Satan den Katholiken den Evangelisten Johannes dem Taeufer und meinem Vater Gott?
Me:
Ja! Hab ich doch gerade gesagt!
God:
Gee. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about meaning goodbye. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Aeh, ja^^
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Hab er doch gerade gesagt. But I did not get that.
Me:
Schlaukopp xD
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Der Gottfilm
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
Christiane F. haben wir gestern in Reli geguckt, schei Qualitt, voll unlogischer Film und so.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Jaja, viele Kontexte.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Liebst du die Menschen?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
Aber unser Relilehrer labert immer was von "Gott liebt alle Menschen".
God:
Interessant.
Me:
Das stimmt also nicht? Dacht ich mir.
God:
Was ist das? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Fett gedruckt = Unlogischer gehts nicht. xD
Nee, wie geil! xD

Stacy

Das ist doch nur noch genial ^^

Me:
Christian, God and Jesus are death.
God:
All of them?
Me:
All of them.
God:
Alright then. I doubt it.

Das ist doch wirklich urgenial ^^ großes Grinsen

Correy111

Hatte grad wieder 'ne schöne Unterhaltung ^^

Me:
Please don't talk some kind of stupid things any more.
God:
Wow you are very polite. Talking is my only function.
Me:
oh really ? So you don't look after the people's life ?
God:
" Wow you are very polite. Talking is my only function."? oh really ?? For real. Interesting deduction. Do you look after the people s life? Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Are you gay ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Do you love anyone ?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
And how can you love your creator then ?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You are very difficult
God:
I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.
Me:
I am not stupid, okay ?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not stupid okay.
Me:
Do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Do you love me more than anyone else ?
God:
Yes Mrs Lonley God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
everything ? Urgh, that's bad.
God:
No.
Me:
Man bist du doof
God:
Cool, man. Ich weiss nicht, ob ich doof bin.
Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.

*loooooooool*

Heaven Send

*LOOOOL* Wie coooool ^^

Me:
What will happen to me in the future?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But you are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And you don't know what will happen to me?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But you are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And why can't you predict the future, then?
God:
predict the future is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
BUT YOU ARE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
*umkipp*
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Why do you want to know this?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
But you must know, waht food I like - you're god!
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
YOU are god, so YOU must know this -.-
God:
Are all YOU god so me must know this?
Me:
*sfz* I'm disappointed.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Forget it!
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No problem.

Gruengelb

Am Anfang ist es ganz lustig, aber mit der Zeit wird es uninteressant.

Me:
Hallo Gott!
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Ja, Gott ist sehr gut.

xDD

Sarry

headless

Huh.. ^^

Me:
Hey!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
Was is?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Nein.
God:
OK.
Me:
Auch keine OK-Frage!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Nein, das ist ein very normaler Thought.
God:
Aha. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
sschwachmat. -_-
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Auch keine OK Frage. But I did not get that. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Wie schoen fuer ihn.
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Laber nich!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
You must know cause youre god!
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
zu viel getrunken?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Warum?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
ich hab zeit.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
nicht? nein, im himmel hat man ja keine zeit..
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? OK. Do you mind if I tell other people you are himmel hat man ja keine zeit.
Me:
was willst du?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
NEIN
God:
OK.
Me:
why do you write german when you don't understand each phrase?!
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
What kind of god are you?
God:
What kinds of god are you are there?
Me:
are you are there?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am are there.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
das weiss ich mittlerweile auch, spasti.
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
Gott vom Himmel schiessen.
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
Du glaubst also an dich selbst... Wenn das so ist, bin ich auch Christ.
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen? Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Laber nich. oO
God:
That input matched my default category. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Mit Gott chatten.
God:
Mit Gott chatten?
Me:
chatting with god.
God:
You can find out a lot about people.
Me:
from you?
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
you told me. oO
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ich hab ne Frage gestellt.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Du bist wie ne Aufziehpuppe. Labert auch immer das gleiche.
God:
Das muss ich Myself erzaehlen! I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Hast du schon erwaehnt.
God:
Ich glaube ich habe schon erwaehnt, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
Kann ich was dafuer?
God:
Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst.
Me:
Kann ?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Erzahl was.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Why?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
Poser..
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
don't get on my nerves
God:
I am not trying to get on your nerves.
Me:
right. you do that yet.
God:
I am glad we agree. I will. Will you?
Me:
will i do what?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
neat.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
god.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
ya, god rules.
God:
Aw. I am a Christian.
Me:
you said that.
God:
" Aw. I am a Christian."? I said it.
Me:
ya
God:
Er.
Me:
what do you think about?
God:
I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
Me:
ALL the people? really? you have got enough brain?
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions. For real. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
that was just a question.
God:
Just? Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
passt schon.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
who is the best robot?
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot.
Me:
ALICE rules!
God:
That's me. " ALICE is the Best Robot."? rules?
Me:
fuck you - bye!
God:
See you later. Why are you so mean?

Und natürlich...^^
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ficken.
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?

x.invulnerable

LOL!

Me:
hey god it's me again!
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
doll
God:
I was born in Universe.
Me:
ei tu1
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
what is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
achso
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is facking
God:
What's up, facking.
Me:
very matsch is up god!
God:
Perhaps. And up god is matsch.
Me:
whaaaaaaaat`?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
okei
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
okei means ok
God:
OK. So was that.
Me:
you are very doof
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am doof.
Me:
i know the nine gebots!
God:
How do you know? Who told you that?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
subba
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i'm living in europe,you hohle mandel
God:
I would like to live in europe me hohle mandel sometime.
Me:
rofl!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
XD
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
geilo meilo
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, geilo meilo.
Me:
very witzig god
God:
Perhaps. I will mention that to my botmaster, geilo meilo.
Me:
okei
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
i'm still located in europe!!!
God:
What's it like there in europe ?
Me:
very funny
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
jaes
God:
Does "it" still refer to okei?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
www
God:
Where on the web?
Me:
whaaaat?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you are a little bit hohl aiight?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am bit hohl aiight.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!

Ayla68

ich wusste nich das der Deutsch reden kann, bis ich fragte 'can you speak german?' und er 'of course. du kannst auch deutsch mit mir reden...'

finnisch kann er leider noch nich, aber ich bin dabei ihm das beizubringen xD

Soraya

*lol*
Wusstet ihr schon dass Gott nen Zwitter ist?? Das Ablenkungsmanöver hats deutlich erwiesen!!
Augenzwinkern

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
ich dachte immer gott ware männlich!!!
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
hm, komisch ... oder bist du ein zwitter?
God:
Dude! Was ist daran komisch? I've lost the context, geht dich nix an. Are we still on schoene geschichten?
Me:
ja ja ja, nur vom thema ablenken wollen .... ich will wissen ob du ein zwitter bist!!!
God:
Right on. Take it easy. Wow! Ist das die einzig denkbare Moeglichkeit? Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
*rolleyes*
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

^^
*gg*

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