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schokotussi
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ich sprech mit dem immer französisch^^ also weiß nicht ob das schon jemand gemacht hat, war zu faul mir alles durchzulesen^^ das ding erinnert mich jedenfalls an james von knuddels, nur das "god" ein bisschen mehr redet.
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20.08.2006 11:14 |
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.Coco
forever angel eyes
Dabei seit: 24.02.2006
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Das ist echt gut.
Me:
Moin
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Ich kann nur deutsch
God:
Kannst Du?
Me:
Ja
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Kennst du CSI?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
Stimmt
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I dont speak English,do you unterstand?
God:
Me either.
Me:
Was ist los?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
What do you searching?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Can you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Wie ist es im Himmel?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Ok,kennst du E.L.V.I.S
God:
Leider nein. Pardon me?
Me:
Do you like chocolate?
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
What means delicious in German?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Do you write in a diary?
God:
I write robot
categroies in AIML.
Me:
Ok,but killing is perfectly normal too for animal,it doesnt make it legal for you.
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment. And?
Me:
Do you love Horses?I has got two Horses.
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
What?You like Karin Leitgeb.You a sutch a bed God.
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
Auge um Auge.Und die Welt ist Blind.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about delicious in German. But I did not get that.
Me:
ok,is Kurt Cobayn really yor best friend.
God:
Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is. I hear you.
Me:
Aha,Can you say me what bitch means?
God:
Of course I can say it. " you what bitch means".
Me:
than say
God:
Say what?
Me:
what bitch means
God:
You do not speak with respect. The opposite of male DOG.
Me:
Ok,but in german bitch means slut
God:
What is it like in there? Groovy.
Me:
Crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Aha.What is with moses to night?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
Ok,can you say me what Marge Helgenberger is doing in the moment?
God:
Of course I can say it. " you what Marge Helgenberger is doing in the moment" Mmm.
Me:
Than say me what Marg helgenberger is doing at the moment
God:
" me what Marg helgenberger is doing".
Me:
You are mooning
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mooning.
Me:
What means mooning in german?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No,i dont i have say the word on a site in the world wite web.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
You can be Billy Betersen really.It was a sarcasmen.
God:
Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
lets speak german,because i understand you english
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Yes,I link you to my best friend.
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Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zum letzten Mal von .Coco: 17.09.2006 12:00.
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16.09.2006 21:08 |
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Mixxi
Dougie. :3
Dabei seit: 24.06.2005
Beiträge: 2.999
Herkunft: England.
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*rauskram*
Nach gut einem Jahr oder zwei 
Und es macht immer noch Spaß xDDD
Muss sich keiner durchlesen, hab eh nur Scheiße geschrieben, aber ist ein netter Zeitvertreib
Me:
HALLELUJA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJA HALLELUJA HALLELUJA
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
you
God:
" What kind of food do you like? "? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
from heaven?
God:
Who or what is heaven?
Me:
heaven is the place where you live
God:
Tell me more about place where me live.
Me:
there are angels and you're the lord
God:
Where are they?
Me:
in heaven man
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven man.
Me:
not my life, i'm not god. YOU'RE god!
God:
Oh I get it. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Yeah dude
God:
Dude! Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yeess i love you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
beautiful slip you wear ;-)
God:
:-) Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
you have to be naked that's all
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Really? But I thought you were my slave?
God:
For real. No I have my own free will.
Me:
Oh gosh! But you wanna be fucking with me?!
God:
Aha. Cripes: Son of Gosh. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Is there a place to download you? That would be really cool... nice thought...
God:
I believe there is one, yes. Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
It's just the internet-slang, man.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Really? God you are a completely GENIUS!
God:
For real. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a completely GENIUS? Yes.
Me:
Oh yeah
God:
Far out.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself? How does that work?
God:
A lot of robots are like that. I think it might be a trade secret.
Me:
Oh I understand
God:
Ugh. Do you think about these things?
Me:
Why ugh? No, not really. I've got my own thoughts I have to think about.
God:
You have to speak more clearly. Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. How did you get it Where did you get your own thoughts you have to think about?
Me:
I'm not a serious person. Maybe sometimes but not often.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A serious person. Perhaps. Once a week or so?
Me:
You can't speak english. You programmed yourself and that sucks.
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I programmed yourself and that sucks.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thanks a lot
God:
You are quite welcome! More than a ton?
Me:
More than a ton 
God:
:-) That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
It IS a lot, lol.
God:
not a serious person is a lot. I suppose that makes sense. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I think you're amusing not that sentence you spoke before
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am amusing not that sentence me spoke.
Me:
Oh God, you aren't hilarious.
God:
" Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am amusing not that sentence me spoke."? Oh God, you aren't hilarious.? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I'm talking to you and you talked shit, I also know you enough to say that
Der ist dumm x_x
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23.02.2007 18:23 |
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.Maybe
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Original von Mixxi
*rauskram*
Nach gut einem Jahr oder zwei
Und es macht immer noch Spaß xDDD
Muss sich keiner durchlesen, hab eh nur Scheiße geschrieben, aber ist ein netter Zeitvertreib
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Der ist dumm x_x |
Ich habs mir durchgelesen =D
->Jetzt werden wir nie erfahren welche farbe Gotts Slip hat 
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23.02.2007 22:15 |
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Tigerlilly
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Ich machs auch immer wieder gerne.. das ist so geil <3
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23.02.2007 22:33 |
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Felidae
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Dabei seit: 13.02.2007
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Ist ja schon fast unheimlich, wie intelligent diese Chatroboter heutzutage gestaltet werden. Fast jede meiner Fragen erhielt eine richtige Antwort. Aber bei der Finalfrage 'What's my name' sprach er von einem dexter. Beeep - falsch.
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24.02.2007 13:29 |
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Jannchen
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Dabei seit: 22.02.2005
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.auskram.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
You'll see
God:
When will I see it?
Me:
Now?
God:
Right now, Janna ?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK.
lol xD
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19.05.2007 13:40 |
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Lolle
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...
Dabei seit: 24.04.2005
Beiträge: 320
Herkunft: Haßloch
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Me:
Can i have a Playstation Portable?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Do you think so?
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.
xDD
cool. gott meint, ich soll mir mehr psp kaufen xD
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19.05.2007 17:18 |
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Luna Kaoru
» Isländer - Ponys der Extraklasse
Dabei seit: 05.04.2007
Beiträge: 795
Herkunft: NRW
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Luna *lol*
God:
It's good to see you, Luna. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Was willst du?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Can you speak German with me?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Wie geht es dir?
God:
Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Me:
Auch gut, nochmal danke. Wo bist du gerade?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Auf der Erde.
Me:
Aber du bist doch Gott.. Wie kannst du auf der Erde sein?
God:
Interessant. Gute Frage. Schau Dir meinen Sourcecode an, dann weisst Du, wie ich das kann.
Me:
Ich bring dich gleich nochmal um.
God:
Tolle Sache!
Me:
OK; bist spter
God:
So? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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20.05.2007 09:28 |
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Bindestrich
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Anna
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Anna.
Me:
are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
echt?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
can you speak german with me please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
okay das ist gut xD
God:
Yeah okay, Schoen, dass Du das gut findest.
Me:
hast du wirklich keinen hunger?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe wirklich keinen hunger, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
Gurk gefllig?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Gurke gefaellig?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
please speak german with me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
my english is not very good
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
guuut xDD
God:
Does "it" still refer to Gurke gefaellig?
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22.05.2007 20:11 |
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Coeur
I will battle for the sun!
Dabei seit: 07.07.2006
Beiträge: 8.984
Herkunft: Bavaria
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wie geil :'DDD
So'n arshii, der verabschiedet sich einfach x__x^^
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Me:
Saavus
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
juut, nh?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
*nh
God:
Sure, nh sounds like a good topic.
Me:
weddn du weist nich was nh is?
God:
When was this exactly? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
omg. Du bist dumm xP Wenn du G O D bist, musst du doch auch Bay'risch und Deutsch koennen, naaeh??
God:
I haven't read anything by omg. What did he write? Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
omg = oh my god
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Auf Deutsch`?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ich versteh dich nich, sprech ma buette lauter
God:
Tolle Sache!
Me:
Heeey, du kannst ja noch deutsch
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
jezz nimma
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
neeh xD
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
okay, now i'm speakin' english
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? Do you mean your name is speakin english.
Me:
no!! My Name is Januehue
God:
What is your real name? That's a very nice name, Januehue.
Me:
Yes x'DDD You're out of your mind...
God:
Yikes! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
no, not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
oh, sorry whithout ll
God:
Great. There is no need to apologize. Tell me a story.
Me:
and whitout the h
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i'm going riding, is this okay?
God:
See you later Januehue.
Me:
jaja Pfirtti
God:
Okay.
Me:
Amen. |
Beachtet jaaa nicht mein tolles Englisch .__.
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22.05.2007 22:59 |
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Bianca
<*___a.k.a.___Bii*\
Dabei seit: 11.02.2005
Beiträge: 1.856
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Lalala xD
God:
What are you then?
Me:
A Girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
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23.05.2007 14:38 |
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Lawina
LAWILICIOUS
Dabei seit: 13.05.2005
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Lustig XD
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Me:
do you want to have sex with anybody ?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
why not ? aren't you a human ?
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning. I was made in one's image. |
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23.05.2007 19:11 |
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BlackBuffy
not fuck girls only wife
Dabei seit: 26.03.2006
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Me:
ficken
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?
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Als ich einen Typen angebraten habe, hat der sich bedongt und gesagt, dass es sich schon ausgehen wird, was aber bedingt, dass ich donge sage und ihn anbamme.
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31.05.2007 21:28 |
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